Move over, Melville, Austen, and Kafka—this is the greatest opening line of all time.

@daylight Pretty similar in Croatian: madness, fierceness, beastliness.

@neven Okay, I'm hooked. Which kind was it? Who has it? Where does the story go from here...?

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