Kris Kloke @kris@pdx.social

I had forgotten that Hawaii has wild chickens running around everywhere, like some cities have pigeons or squirrels. It’s pretty great. https://pdx.social/media/ow_PbIYl-HgDd27UjAs

I love that the default Emacs scratch buffer text got into Mario Golf (GBC) somehow. I wonder if this was a mis-copy-and-paste from a developer, or if it was another case of a compiler taking random memory contents and using them for padding in the ROM...

The iPhone Ten Arrrr for pirates.

this toot is your toot

why bother coming up with poems when this has already been written

its a weirdly specific urge towards laziness that leads me to stop typing and hit tab to autocomplete a word that only needs one more letter in it

when ur invited to a cool new Mastodon instance

I have conflicting desires. Learn another programming language and quit my job to run off into the woods.

I cannot emphasize how much more I prefer writing up tasks and specs in a Google doc first and only after that seems solid adding them to JIRA.

yall hatin but tbh its good to see Elon out here tryin to win coolest capitalist for the 4th year running, dont give up champ

aragorn: every day frodo moves closer to morodor.

gandalf: do we know that?

aragorn: what does your heart tell you?

gandalf (listens): "i fucken love pumping blood. i could do this all day lol"

aragorn: weird lmao

People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

For #WorldBeardDay, here’s a selfie of me and my majestic beard, after dropping off treats for the chickens. #dejus365