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if you like jordan peterson please block me so i don't have to block you

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realized i never put out an #introductions toot Show more

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Relatable Transfemme Meme <3 Show more

some times i wanna be a tomboy lesbian

some times i wanna be a femme lesbian

i wanna be a lesbian

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a controversial new study has revealed that smooching my girlfriend on the cheek is linked to her saying "gosh!"

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

"new years resolutions"; mental health Show more

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Eugen may have created Mastodon but Jeremiah, Lynne, KT, and Laser made it good

Matt, Evan, and Toddie were there too

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@lynnesbian that’s reassuring because I don’t know if I have no gender, multiple gender or combination gender. I mostly just tell people that my gender is what they print in the arizona cans

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you don't even have to have a gender at all if you don't wanna participate in this shit

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@lynnesbian big heckin agree

your identity is valid. yes you, the person reading this.

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there is no wrong way to do gender. you can be a woman with he/him pronouns, you can be a nonbinary man, you can be a genderfluid demiboy, hell, you can even be cis. do what feels right, and remember, there are no rules :heart_trans:

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HORRIBLE. THIS IS A JOKE Show more

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finally got the keyboard working yesterday, turns out i forgot a few more kernel config options

next step is getting wifi working, but i kinda wanna get package management working before then so now i'm writing a package manager

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The only good commands in Windows cmd are:
powershell
and
shutdown /t 0

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