heartles @heartles@pdx.social

UM, MASSIVELY HUGE MOOD! YEP YEP YEP!

a controversial new study has revealed that smooching my girlfriend on the cheek is linked to her saying "gosh!"

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Eugen may have created Mastodon but Jeremiah, Lynne, KT, and Laser made it good

Matt, Evan, and Toddie were there too

accounts on my instance i created as a joke:

- @AusGov
- @ArchLinux
- @realDonaldDrumpf
- @apocalypseArisen
- @ConstableEnglish
- @lopunny

i have a problem

@lynnesbian that’s reassuring because I don’t know if I have no gender, multiple gender or combination gender. I mostly just tell people that my gender is what they print in the arizona cans

you don't even have to have a gender at all if you don't wanna participate in this shit

@lynnesbian big heckin agree

your identity is valid. yes you, the person reading this.

there is no wrong way to do gender. you can be a woman with he/him pronouns, you can be a nonbinary man, you can be a genderfluid demiboy, hell, you can even be cis. do what feels right, and remember, there are no rules

Hi there, Mastodon! I'm Lynne, and my pronouns are she/her/mistress 😏 🤣 I like to write code in #Python and watch #Netflix. I am a huge #FreeSoftware fan (apple? more like crapple! 🤣). Don't mind me if I reply to you with some strange things, I guess I'm a little weird like that 😳

this popsicle tastes awful

What's up Edinburgh?

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