Seems like a good time to take the cover off the garlic.

Me: "Don't forget to restock the TP when you finish a roll."


*slaps roof of a backpack* this bad boy can fit so many ring binders in it

*pours bubblebath for 7yo in jacuzzi bathtub*

*turns on jets*

*quickly regrets error in judgement*

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