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Me, talking to my infant daughter about the things I’m looking forward to as she gets a bit older: “...and we can do finger painting...”

Daughter:
*vomits in her mouth*
*puts hands in mouth*
*smears it everywhere*
*smiles*

Me: “...that’s not what I meant.”

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