12yo nephew: “I want to go watch ‘Uncle Drew’.”
11yo nephew: “What’s that?”
12yo: “It’s about that old guy who’s really good at basketball.”
11yo: “Michael Jordan?”

OMG. This is so bad. Like, I expected it to be terrible. It’s so much worse.


Uncle Drew didn’t know what Google was.

12yo: “How could he not know what Google is? It was around in the ‘60s.”

Oh lord. PAUSE.

So terrible. But watching the kids enjoy it is sort of worth it.


Lord. Amazingly, that’s still only the second-worst movie I’ve seen this year.

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