hair; socks; beauty hacks Show more
Just watched a video where someone curled their hair with knee high socks and hair spray and I’m just grateful for how far we’ve come with beauty hacks
I see the racist, misogynist "we just want to point out how easy it is to spam on Mastodon" concern trolls are back in action. (If they link to a site called "women are stupid", that's them.)
Remember: don't engage them. Report them, pass the report through to the remote instance if need be, block them, and move on.
nothing, relationships Show more
a relationship, but you just take turns carrying each other around like a baby
The Chernobyl series had the very unfortunate and unintended effect of making people think nuclear energy isn't safe.
Nuclear energy is cheap, it's the safest energy source available, there are no emissions.
Coal plants emit more radiation. The nuclear waste can be dealt with, and is not a big deal.
Also, a possible problem that might kill a couple thousand people in a thousand years is much less of a problem than the millions that die and will die due to more carbon and pollution in the air.
spider story + Show more
in my second year at uni I lived in a four person house and I checked with my housemates and found out none of them minded spiders, so spiders were mostly left alone, except I named them, so we had spidris Elba, barachnid Obama, Oprah spinfrey, Harvey silk....
monstergirl of the day 1/24/19 Show more
The monstergirl of the day is slimekitty.
An ordinary slimegirl by day, but at night she becomes a terrifying housecat the size of a prius who roams the streets knocking over lampposts with her affectionate rubbing, leaving a trail of murky green ooze in her wake through people’s backyards, across their deck, and into their garage where she curls up near the water heater and softly gurgle purrs her contentedness at its soft warmth.
If one should encounter slimekitty, be warned that if one fails to administer the appropriate amount of chin scritches, one is liable to lose an arm or two in her mighty slimy jaws. Don’t worry though if you lose an arm to her, just offer tummy rubs, which she is psysically incapable of refusing, and when she glops over into her back, simply pluck your severed part from her cute lil tummy!
college Show more
ALSO I started college this month and I’m rocking this PCC shit so snaps all around
pol Show more
of course bernie did the dumb bullshit of like "listen maduro is bad but also elections/leadership shouldn't be decided by the us" and it's like of course makes sense but so many demsocs are taking the same angle and it's like just fucking call yourself a democrat already, you don't actually give a shit about socialism, you may as well just be a center-left democrat
[Jordan Peterson voice]
and you mean to tell me, that this girl... cried a river and— and drowned the WHOLE world? Why, that’s [chuckles] that’s just preposterous. Yet this is just one more example of the post-modernist influence in lyricism, rejecting truth and facts. The logical. The realistic.
child modeling; shitty mom Show more
Just wanted to say my mom wanted me to be a model since I was 10 and that she wanted to be my manager and looking back on it, I’m so grateful the woman has no follow through.
me, waiting for my freshly seasoned cast iron to cool
@benaiah: don’t touch it
me, with my hand in the oven: I’m not
My name is Emily. I have a pug. I live in Portland. And I hope you have a wonderful day.
Currently reading: Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie